Script for Dave
Erm... I'm Dave, a 34 year old office cleaner man from Kent, I earn my living by cleaning officees, I hate my job, nobody likes me any everyone ignores me, I don't even earn enough to live, I'm still on benefits... My old job was much better, I was a bin man until I got fired! But I was the best, damn, binman in the world, empting bins like a BOSS.. but them I went to work one day, a liiiittle drunk... annnnnnnd, kinda fell asleep driving. Oh, and I ran over a dog. But it's okay, well, the dogs not okay the dogs dead... but I'm okay, my job will do. The only reason I'm still at my job is my boss, his name is Tarquin he's pretty cool, always saying hello and giving me the respect I deserve which none of the other workers give me, ahh well, off to work now, see ya.
in this script we all were trying to express the slobbyness of Dave. we wrote these scripts as the group this was benifishal to us becasue we kept passing the laptop writing new plans for it this really was fun as we coulld use slang to make it as lazy as possible.
in this script we all were trying to express the slobbyness of Dave. we wrote these scripts as the group this was benifishal to us becasue we kept passing the laptop writing new plans for it this really was fun as we coulld use slang to make it as lazy as possible.
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